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I wanna have sex wid my sister? HEY< I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER, WE DID EARLIER, BUT I WANNA DO IT AGAIN< OH!! HER SWEET NIPPLES, TIGHT *** AND PUSSY AND MY HOT *** IN HER MOUTH OHHHH!!!!! | | I think you are a troll - but if not. Don't do it. It can cause long term problems for both your sister and for you. | I Need Answers Now!!!! Mainly a guys opinion? - I have alot
1.) So this girl keeps trash talking me and we used to be really good friends. She rellywants to fight me and I dont want to start anything help me get her off my case..( she says things like hats that smell? ELIZABETHS STANKY *** PUSSY.
2.)My guy friend is hot and cold.... he now ignored me for 2 months and he said he wanted to be good friends but now agian he ignores me.. so what do i do to get his attention? and i tried starting a conversation but he just wlked away.
3.) this guy always makes fun of me for being asian then he comes back around trying to make me have sex with him....help me get him off my case
4.) So basically i don't know why but i never get attention from guys like ever.....Is it because im not petty enough??? I get compliments but when I'm with the and other people they ignore me help me get their attention | | youre better off alone than with the wrong attention | BAD *** ANIME Boys!?!?!!? hello everyone!, i really enjoy watching romantic animes and that's why i would really appreciate your help.!
i need a ROMANTIC/FANTASY anime w/ a really hot guy as the main character, but that's not all. i would love the guy to be mysterious and cool and a bad *** just like IKUTO from shugo chara and Kazuma from Kaze no stigma. is just that i don't feel the connection when the guy is really pussy.
Hope u can help me out!!!!!!
Thanks | Zero Kiryu from Vampire Knight is very bad*** - and crazy cute, at that.
Fruits Basket also has Kyo Sohma - pretty bad*** - in addition to a few other gorgeous male charries. <3 | Where is a good place for a tattoo? where is a good place to get a tattoo? so no one can really see it.
whats hotter...
on the ***...or above ur pussy? | | On someone elses body! | Is lil wayne better than eminem (yes or no question)? I Pull up in the middle of the hot block make the drop top play hop scotch on them hoes Lil wayne right from Kim corners cove choppers wake a ****** *** up like a morning show put me in the game and I see em callin audibles hearts beatin fast better work on yo cardio How you want it video,audio,cardio, body get mailed to ya gal eew,pussy *** ****** die slow dont yell, if I put it on the streets I bet its gon sell , whats under that flo well it sure isn't nails just like i make money cracker Ima make bail, Im a libra and my sign is a scale, and if it dont measure up than a ***** gettin killed the smaller the car the bigger them rims, and a ***** so hot that I give a ***** chills and if she like coke than I give a ***** hills no stilletos and pumps 21 bumps 21 jump street if anyone jumps and once you hit the ground thats when everyone stomps perry ways you weigh everyone's drunk , so its 21 jump street if anyone jumps - lil wayne | | I am only one of many who say that Lil' Wayne is the sh!t, and thank him for giving such quotes as "I'm the ****. I should walk around with pampers on me." ,"Dear Mr. Toliet, I'm the ****. I got them other haters pissed cause my toliet paper's thick.", and the "This is southern face it. If we're too simple, then ya'll don't get the basics.", and although it was he who gave "Bling Bling" to the masses; he can't touch the lyrical genius that is Eminem who devoted a whole song to killing his ex-ex-ex-wife which he so loving named "Kim". | Whats this song by lil wayne, lyrics inside..? I Pop up in the middle of the hot block make the drop top play hop scotch on them hoes Lil wayne right from Kim corners sto’ choppers wake a ****** *** up like a morning show put me in the game and I see em callin audibles hearts beatin fast better work on yo cardio How you want it video,audio,cardio, body get mailed to ya gal eew,pussy *** ****** die slow dont yell, if I put it on the streets I bet its gon sell , whats under that flo well it sure isn't nails just how i make money cracker Imma make bail, Im a libra and my sign is a scale, and if it dont measure up than a ***** gettin killed the smaller the car the bigger them wheels, and a ***** so hot that I give a ***** chills and if she like coke than I give a ***** hills no stilletos or pumps 21 bumps 21 jump street if anyone jumps and once you hit the ground thats when everyone stomps perry ways you weigh everyone's drunk , so its 21 jump street if anyone jumps the milli goes pow and the semi goes clap an itty bitty bullet will make a skinny ***** fat, hard body baby knockin any N***A back and its money over bitches not a penny hoe scat and a beat like that til the line goes flat but in the mean time im in the bent no hat thats no top if you didnt know that on them chrome sean johns wit the gut soles black...in fact yall can leave that be ***** IM BALLIN LIKE I GOT SCOUTS CHECKIN FOR ME yeah im on third base comin home wit tha paper I got a hunderd pounds comin home from Jamaica I cant think why my sprite so pink and I might be floatin but I will not sink WEEZY | | niggertalk | Myspace code help??need something? Okay My pictures in myspace are like center but i dont want my about center.
how can you make your about me like
Hey guydz, im Kaylin Christine Chapman, Legs, Kay or KayKay. Im sixteen, five-seven, livin in Colorado. Im startin to fall in love with Denver. I am an ice skater. Im half of the f.p.c.m. and i dont care about others opinions. My purpose in life is to help others, making them smile. Its not all about me, so i do what i can for everyone else. I over analyze. Im mature. Respectful. Sarcastic. Optimistic. Very nice but I will be a ***** to you if i have to. I dont like when people are loud, naggy, and act stupid for no reason. I Am someone you can talk to about any problem. I have a low self-esteem. I like making new friends so leave me a comment. I dont want you to message me unless you know me. Please dont try fighting with me cuz i dont like having to shove my fist down yer herp infested throat. I dont do yer pussy *** drama. I love such things as my family and friends, looking at photography, giving or receiving hugs, my hair spray, my cellphone and camera, wearing alot of eyeliner and skinny jeans, monster drinks and tea, skeletons, poetry and free writing, piano and acoustic, and thunderstorms. I hate South Park, hot weather, day time, shrimp, hello kitty, stupidity, leather clothing, crossword puzzles, the fifties fashion, tunnel gauges, spiders, taddle tales, the news and small talk. I want to at some point in my life go back to California and stay there for a while, get a scholership, become a doctor, adopt an orphan, and i want my little brother Jared to succeed in all his goals in life. I Want my mother and father to see that i can be better than i use to.
i want my about me like that but i dont know the code i try <br> <Center>
It still make my about me center but i dont want the words to be center :/
but pleaase helppp? | whatever you want to be centered you have to put the code at the end and the beginning, so if you only want your pictures to be centered than you need to put </center> right after your picture codes are done (right before you actually start saying your about me stuff)
sorry if my answer is kinda confusing but i hope it helps! :) | How is a rap song created? Is this true? I thought rap took talent :(
First a music producer goofs around on a cheap Casio keyboard. You know, the kind you could pick up for five bucks at a flea market and has old leaked batteries inside of it and sticky juice-stained keys. Around 45 seconds later, the proper beat and tempo is found. Then the artist starts rapping some half-assed poetry about his clothes, slutty women shaking their stinky asses, lame double-endantres, acting like a total moron at a club, and his watermelon harvest. The producer may add in a sampled melody of some unpopular Alan Parsons Project song. And that's how a hip-hop song is made. If that's too advanced for you, we here at ED have created a handy guide:
1. First, you must create a TOTALLY PIMPED-OUT and preferably illogical pseudonym because regular old names are too boring for today’s X-TREME generation.
2. You must write songs about highly innovative and original topics such as sex, drugs, violence, money, women, and nightclubs to establish yourself as a totally unique individual because those topics have never been written about before or even discussed for that matter. Remember, nobody likes a poser! Also make sure to be sexist and racist towards white people.
3. When you write a song, go for style and not substance! Make sure you rhyme as many times as you can. Don’t worry about sacrificing the coherence of your message to all your forced rhyming; there’s no substitute for kool!!! In fact, the more incoherent your song is, the better. Also curse a lot. Make sure to say fuck, shit, bitch, hoe, nigga, ass, dick, pussy, piss or muthafucka every other line. You are trying WAY too hard if the chorus of your song contains more than 5 different words.
4. Make sure to repeatedly lace your lyrics with random vocal interjections such as “uh-huh,” “yeah,” “dat's right,” and most recently "ballin" to remind everyone that you’re totally off the hook. Of course, these meaningless vocal spasms of shite do not serve to the fill the void when you can’t think of more substantial things to rap about...
5. Don't even bother about singing because that takes talent and effort. Just talk in somewhat of a rhythm—occasionally. Speak normally the rest of the time. Make certain that you butcher the English language as much as you can. Never speak correctly. That's not being totally pimp, yo!
6. Turn on the radio to a rock station. Listen for a catchy guitar riff and record it. Synthesize it, and alter it slightly. Loop it about 100+ times and you have your VERY OWN, NON-PLAGIARIZED RAP SONG! Next, drop random samples of police sirens and loading guns to show everyone that you're a bad-ass rebel. Then give yourself a cookie.
7. Don't forget to put a picture of a hot woman on your CD cover to compensate for your lack of hot women in the real world. Also, do it to boost the sales of your CD because you know your shit sucks, and is hence likely to attract the sort of crowd liable to use it for a cheap wank.
8. Sit on your lazy, narcissistic ass and let other people who are more competent and talented than you mix, produce, print and publish the album.
9. ??????????
10. PROFIT!
PROTIP: It is impossible for a rap "song" to be by just one rapper. It's a little known fact that every rap song features at least 100 other rappers, most of whom are unknown. In fact, the majority of every rap CD does not feature the actual rapper itself. | | wow. a loser like u would actually take the time to make this whole freakin essay just to hate on rap. now please, take ur p*ssy b*tch a*s back to the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgendered section where ur supposed to be. | Very disturbed by my husbands internet habits? My husband and I have been married for 7 years and have what I thought to be a healthy marriage. We share a computer and while we have separate accounts one day he left for work without logging off and my curiosity got the better of me.
There were literally hundreds of hits for various porn sites in his history, this in itself does not bother me. He had already admitted he watches porn from time to time and I know that virtually all men do it.
What bothered me were extensive and frankly CREEPY posts he had made on a pornography messageboard. He has over 4000 posts so it was impossible to peruse them all but among the ones that stood out were (Warning, very graphic and disturbing, I would almost recommend not reading them and taking my word for it that they are as disturbing as possible)
What has always bugged me about porn is the facade most girls in porn are able to maintain while in performance mode. The only thing that ever gets me off is those moments of slight hesitation when they're asked if theyre a worthless whore and you see that split second frown or look of pain in their eyes before they catch themselves and go "yep, Im a stupid slut who is starving for ***!...where? everywhere on my face my *** my pussy, ive been dreaming about *** all day!"
I would get off so much harder to this girl crying herself to sleep each night than any of her scenes. I would love to be able to show a girl old yearbook photos of herself and vids of school plays "what a pretty princess you were, who knew that princess would grow up to be a worthless whore!", You look so happy in these photos, like someone with a soul, what happened?
If I ever direct porn I will work as hard as I can to break through the wall porn girls put up to stay sane, who the **** is willing to sacrifice their dignity like this? I'd ******* kill myself if you were my daughter. Make them scream "I have no soul I have no soul! What happened to the little girl I used to be, I could have done something with my life! my scenes will be known for all the emotional pain a girl is trying to suppress coming out in a moan of pure existential despair as I laugh my *** off.
I would love to pretend to care about a pornstars self esteem and true self, find out she always wanted to be an artist and sign her up for an art class. "off to my art class, look out picasso!!! :)" she'd twitter but when she shows up her class is 12 sketchy guys and I'm wearing a cartoonish artists outfit with an oversized hat and salvadore dali mustache. She'd appraise the situation and her face would start to quiver and I'd throw 2k at her feet and tell her to start sucking.
Does scat porn exist with high production values? And am I the only guy who jerked off to 2 girls 1 cup? Whats with the stigma around scat porn I mean WTF??????? I think scat porn could be hot if it was shot in a glossy vivid video style, most of the stuff Ive watched has been depressing 2 girls one cup stuff that looks like it was shot in a self storage locker, it also seems to have a gross consistency like they made them take laxatives and stool softeners beforehand. Id love to watch a cutie like Lexi Belle take a nice big natural ****, one they have to struggle with at first but then orgasmically pushes out, watching the spinchter and anus move of their own beautiful accord can be very erotic
I think it could be really hot if its done in a silly way, like if they sang songs "taking a poop, takin a poop, wouldja like a scoop? Im takin a poop!" and they were doing the twist as they ****, Ive been so desensitized to porn that scat is the final frontier and Ive been disappointed at what Ive found so far, scat porn should be about the joy of shitting not degrading women Imagine a cutie pie pornstar like doing this and giggling, Im talking Silly scat, not depressing low production values desperate scat porn. They could drink lots of food coloring so its bright neon colors
For those that object how is that different from letting random strangers ejaculate on your face? Its just a natural body function that you're letting people film.
120 days of sodom by the Marquis de Sade is full of scat themed erotica and it is a classic on the level of Great Expectations.
For me the hottest scat porn would be if they really had to struggle cause it was so big and hard, the sort of **** that causes mild bleeding from the capillaries on the anus.
This man is not my husband, and I am frankly afraid to be in the same house as him. Should I confront him with this? I dont think I can just pretend this never happened, I really think he needs psychological help, there is a deepseated hatred of women here | | Your husband is my hero. | Why do some people say "I don't believe in bisexuals!"? I just don't get it. When I tell some gay people that I am bisexual, they always just say "Oh, your not bisexual, your just too shy to admit your gay."Then I start arguing that to them that it is possible to be attracted to both genders.
And what really gets me mad is when gay people say that us bisexuals don't get the name calling, harassment, and suffering that gay people do. Like what the hell are you talking about!!! Im always being ask "do you want a hot dog or a taco or both" and " what feels better, a *** or a pussy". And I'm also called a slut because people say that I was just so dam horny that I had to do it with guys to just satisfy myself.
It's really annoying and some of them can get really hurtfull.
So why do people think that there is no such thing as being bisexual, and that its just the beginning to becoming full gay or full lesbian? | | I'm with you on this one... It isn't fair. Most people think tht bisexuals are just greedy and want both genders...as if they think we have both at the same time. It's very dumb and bisexuals still get caleld names and they're not pretty. Trust me! Nothing against you, but a lot of bi girls get the bad end of it. |
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